“What are you looking at me like that for?”
“What have I done? Is something wrong?”
“What, you don’t want me chewing on your phone charger???!”
P.S. I should note that actually I think the cord was just lying on his bed by accident; neither of us saw him chewing on it.
P.P.S. The snack he really likes is earbuds. Mmmmm, earwax…